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post Feb 28 2010, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(Jimmy Smits dementia @ Feb 28 2010, 12:23 PM) *

My dribblings of nim are highly valued and consistently enthralling.

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post Feb 28 2010, 08:29 PM
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As opposed to your soul sapping narratives which will sooner or later turn to your love of taxidermy on small woodland animals, which you then fuck in specially created holes of your own design.

You have a Ferret wank sock which you are currently wearing out whilst watching your favourite Michael Jackson videos.

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post Feb 28 2010, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(Jimmy Smits dementia @ Feb 28 2010, 08:29 PM) *

As opposed to your soul sapping narratives which will sooner or later turn to your love of taxidermy on small woodland animals, which you then fuck in specially created holes of your own design.

You have a Ferret wank sock which you are currently wearing out whilst watching your favourite Michael Jackson videos.


belm.gif DVDs actually, you piss-soaked gypsy.
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post Feb 28 2010, 10:42 PM
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So you would call a music video on MTV a DVD then?

When the back street abortionist threw you out with the rest of the shit did you hit your head on the rim of the skip?
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post Feb 28 2010, 11:42 PM
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As much as I'm enjoying your unprovoked benny, I can't help feeling that your posts are betraying a certain desperation to suckle at my bellend.

Are you Saffronica?
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post Mar 1 2010, 12:35 AM
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As much as I'm enjoying your unprovoked benny, I can't help feeling that your posts are betraying a certain desperation to suckle at my bellend.


Know doubt you would like to watch that on one of your pop DVD's whilst you wear out the ferret.
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post Mar 1 2010, 03:43 AM
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Know doubt you would like to watch that on one of your pop DVD's whilst you wear out the ferret.

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post Mar 1 2010, 09:36 AM
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I see you have made a departure with your latest taxidermy project.

Having broken your ferret wank sock will you be skull fucking your own spastic son then.
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post Mar 1 2010, 01:25 PM
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QUOTE(Jimmy Smits dementia @ Feb 28 2010, 08:29 PM) *

As opposed to your soul sapping narratives which will sooner or later turn to your love of taxidermy on small woodland animals, which you then fuck in specially created holes of your own design.

You have a Ferret wank sock which you are currently wearing out whilst watching your favourite Michael Jackson videos.


random references to furry animals = comedy dogshit
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post Mar 1 2010, 07:20 PM
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random references to furry animals = comedy dogshit


Has anyone noticed that you never see white badgers any more?

Hey, look:

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post Mar 1 2010, 07:36 PM
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I am wanking so hard right now
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post Mar 3 2010, 12:58 PM
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Hello.

Hello Gaybongo. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You other two are actually just one person shouting at themself aren't you?

PS. Gaybongo's eppy strop! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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post Mar 4 2010, 07:25 PM
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I wish my missus was as filthy as that white badger's nose. (Said like a proper bloke, perhaps after the fashion of one of those utter cunts from the crisp advert, where that tosser gets sucked up a tube.)


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That is one fucking big shoe. Imagine it running.



And I think you will find that a tomato is, in actual fact, a berry.



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