Read this, and if you don't agree, fuck off and do a piddle in your trumpers. If you do agree, then by all means click register.
Firstly, me, I'm Log, and I'm not responsible for any of the postings. If you're offended, perhaps you're responsible, as part of the society that makes it pleasurable for us to show off in this way. If we didn't get that tiny frisson of enfeebled naughtiness that your disapproval brings, we wouldn't bother. STOP MAKING US RUDE.
This forum is unregulated on an official level, thanks to an absentee administrator who pops by occasionally likes he's a visiting fucking dignitary or something.
This board is now moderated by a superteam of rotweilers with admin powers. As such, you'd have to be some kind of cunt to ascribe any opinions to "the board". It's just a bunch of people, and to argue otherwise frames you squarely as a prick. You agree to this.
If you want me to remove a message you find offensive, then we recommend a three stage process;
1) Go boo hoo into a frilly pillow.
2) Stick your bottom lip out and drum your fingers on it.
3) Go :(
Of course, you could also email me to complain, and I'll be really friendly to your face.
You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this bulletin board to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. I left in this paragraph because it's hilarious. It's a world gone topsy-turvy! Find me a thread that doesn't breach at least three of these conditions and I'll delete it myself.
Finally, a hint on becoming accepted in a dificult world.
> Don't indulge yourself in oh-so-fucking-insightful analyses of "internet forum behaviour" at the first whiff of unpleasantness. Even mentioning cliques is the sure mark of a cunt.
> Don't revive old threads simply to add a shit pun on the end, twenty times in an hour.
> Read the boards a little bit before you post in the Anything Else area.
See you at the meets, new best friend!
PS, FOR GODS SAKE, DON'T OFFEND ORLA! |
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